Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson is still eying a Final Four matchup with Jan Morgan. That much is obvious. But first, he took a turn pounding Michelle Gray who was fresh off her win over I-40 expansion. Hutchinson wasted no time…
We’re 65% sure that it was Stephen Meeks who won the first-round matchup of Meeks brothers, though, again, they are so similarly indistinguishable in their worthlessness that we can’t be positive. Regardless of which one it was, they were no…
JaNan Arnold Davis (who was incorrectly listed as JaNan Arnold when she subbed in for Mark Martin at the last minute) came into this matchup with former Marco Rubio Chief of Staff Clint Reed as a huge underdog. Luckily for…
State Rep. Bob Ballinger was in a precarious situation from the start today. While he wanted to win this tournament game and move on, he was also incapable of allowing himself to do anything to limit the right of the…
The main thing you need to know about State Treasurer Dennis Milligan is that he is lazy beyond belief. He likes holding elected office because then he doesn’t actually have to do any work and can just feel smug about…
Attorney General Leslie Rutledge came into this game with the kind of swagger that lets a person brag about a “big” election victory when she fared the worst of all of the statewide winners. State Rep. Jack Ladyman, however, was…
This one is going to be talked about for a while. Just before tip-off, State Rep. Charlie Collins managed to get a bill through the legislature during the special session and get it signed by the governor, requiring all imaginary tournament officials…
After what was essentially a first-round bye for Huckabee, questions still lingered about whether his game was suited for a modern tournament or whether time had passed him by. Luckily for Huck, his second-round matchup was with lawyer and Ballinger-wannabe…
Bruce Hawkins’ ability to rig the first-round matchup for himself irritated several people, but none moreso than Carl from Pea Ridge, who lodged a formal protest with the Tournament Committee. Of course, Hawkins, being who he is, simply paid off…
When you come into a tournament like this as a 16 seed, you don’t have high expectations for moving on. State Rep. Grant Hodges shocked the world, however, taking out tourney favorite Tom Cotton in the first round. For that,…