The last time Tim Griffin and Bud Cummins met head-to-head, Griffin prevailed with some help from then-teammate Karl Rove. Since then, Griffin has improved his game, while Cummins seems mired in the same old rut of an offense that he’s…
This matchup was billed as a shootout between Wayne LaPierre fluffer (and current Arkansas Governor) Asa Hutchinson and pistol-packin’ election commissioner Stu Soffer, and it did not disappoint. Hutchinson brought his run-and-gun offense from the start, racing out to a…
Former State Rep. Micah Neal came into this tournament prepared to play someone who he already had some pre-recorded scouting reports on, so he wasn’t thrilled to see a matchup against former State Rep. Eddie Cooper of Melbourne. (While Cooper…
Lawyer, weed commissioner, and Jason Rapert sycophant Travis Story came into this tournament as a 13 seed, and he ran up against former State Senator (and likely soon-to-be federal inmate) Jon Woods in a battle of NWA corruption and self-dealing.…
If Bruce Hawkins learned anything from his late daddy, Conway County Sheriff Marlon Hawkins, it was that the best way to win something is to rig it so that you couldn’t lose in the first place. Lil’ Bruce took that…
State Rep. Jack Ladyman took a break from his documented habit of hitting women and turned his attention to Mark Lowery. Lowery, sporting an Ashley Madison-sponsored jersey, suffered both a real and a metaphorical black eye at the hands of…
Known hate-monger Jerry Cox, who never met a group that he couldn’t aim his religious bigotry at, claimed Jesus was on his side as he pummeled the Stormin’ Mormon, Carlton Wing. Some folks from Northwest Arkansas are already calling this…
We’re not gonna lie — David and Stephen Meeks are so worthlessly interchangeable that we’re not sure which one of them won. Since David isn’t running for reelection, let’s just say it was Stephen who prevailed in this Cain-and-(Barely)-Abel tilt.
State Treasurer Dennis Milligan seemed overrated coming into the tournament. Lucky for him DFA Director Larry Walther was too busy retweeting hateful NRA videos to put a lot of effort into this matchup. Just like in life, Milligan sneaks through…