Category: 2018 Tournament

Someone had to win: Mark Stodola sneaks past Bruce Moore in sloppy first-round win

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The Rut dominated from the very beginning all the way to the happy ending.

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Former State Sen. Jake Files has a lot on his plate right now, what with the pending federal criminal charges and all, so it’s little surprise that he came into the matchup with 12 seed State Rep. Jim Sorvillo looking…

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One of the surprises of the tourney was that long-time fool and noted bigot Mike Huckabee (R-Florida) was not a top-four seed in any part of the bracket, slotting in at 5 in The Other Side Of The Levee region.…

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The last time Tim Griffin and Bud Cummins met head-to-head, Griffin prevailed with some help from then-teammate Karl Rove. Since then, Griffin has improved his game, while Cummins seems mired in the same old rut of an offense that he’s…

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This matchup was billed as a shootout between Wayne LaPierre fluffer (and current Arkansas Governor) Asa Hutchinson and pistol-packin’ election commissioner Stu Soffer, and it did not disappoint. Hutchinson brought his run-and-gun offense from the start, racing out to a…

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Former State Rep. Micah Neal came into this tournament prepared to play someone who he already had some pre-recorded scouting reports on, so he wasn’t thrilled to see a matchup against former State Rep. Eddie Cooper of Melbourne. (While Cooper…

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Lawyer, weed commissioner, and Jason Rapert sycophant Travis Story came into this tournament as a 13 seed, and he ran up against former State Senator (and likely soon-to-be federal inmate) Jon Woods in a battle of NWA corruption and self-dealing.…

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If Bruce Hawkins learned anything from his late daddy, Conway County Sheriff Marlon Hawkins, it was that the best way to win something is to rig it so that you couldn’t lose in the first place. Lil’ Bruce took that…

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State Rep. Jack Ladyman took a break from his documented habit of hitting women and turned his attention to Mark Lowery. Lowery, sporting an Ashley Madison-sponsored jersey, suffered both a real and a metaphorical black eye at the hands of…

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