Known hate-monger Jerry Cox, who never met a group that he couldn’t aim his religious bigotry at, claimed Jesus was on his side as he pummeled the Stormin’ Mormon, Carlton Wing. Some folks from Northwest Arkansas are already calling this…
We’re not gonna lie — David and Stephen Meeks are so worthlessly interchangeable that we’re not sure which one of them won. Since David isn’t running for reelection, let’s just say it was Stephen who prevailed in this Cain-and-(Barely)-Abel tilt.
State Treasurer Dennis Milligan seemed overrated coming into the tournament. Lucky for him DFA Director Larry Walther was too busy retweeting hateful NRA videos to put a lot of effort into this matchup. Just like in life, Milligan sneaks through…
French was toast against the AR-15, losing 147-0. Not even the largest NRA warchest of any US Representative could slow the assault and prevent a blowout. #BHRMadness #arpx
Kenton Buckner treated the matchup like it was a LRPD-issued handgun and lost it through sheer incompetence. Late tournament substitute JaNan Arnold’s opaque strategy raised eyebrows in winning effort. #BHRMadness #arpx