What is the relationship between the Texans’ defense and a Boston tribute band that I saw in 1996? Why is Robocop a terrible movie? How are Arian Foster and Andre Johnson’s seasons shaping up? You’ll have to read this week’s…
Tag: NFL
Shameless Self-Promotion: The Two-Day Hangover, Wk. 14
My (more-or-less) weekly column for SBN Houston. Even if you don’t care about the lead balloon that is the Texans’ season, nuggets about Back to the Future, Miracle on 34th St., The Wizard of Oz, the BCS, and an amusing…
Shameless Self-Promotion: The Two-Day Hangover, Week 10
I am numb. So I talk mainly about Denard Robinson, flaws in various movies, and dark matter.
Shameless Self-Promotion: The Two-Day Hangover, Week 9
I took last week off, but here’s the Week 9 column for SBNation Houston.
End-of-Day Miscellany: "Updates! Getchyer Updates Here!" Edition
I see. So, what you’re saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed, multiphobic personality who is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you; you left her because she … didn’t get to this…
Shameless Self-Promotion: The Two-Day Hangover, Week 3
In which we complain about the Texans’ performance versus the Cowboys, reference a legendary bluesman, touch on obscure hip hop recommendations, mock poor choices in personalized jerseys, rip apart the idiocy of a Colts blogger, and just generally ramble in…
(Partially) Off-Topic: Shameless Self-Promotion Redux
In which I gratuitously use Anchorman quotes to distract from the navel-gazing nature of this post… “I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” Week 2 of the NFL season, which means Week…
Off-Topic: Shameless Self-Promotion
I have no idea how many people this might appeal to, especially in a state that puts NCAA football ahead of the NFL, but I think some of the humor in it should play with any NFL fan outside of…
Think Tank Memorial End-of-Day Miscellany
[For an explanation of the title, see here.] Here’s what I didn’t get to on a sloooow news day: Jason Tolbert covered the Mike Beebe Campaign Kick-off event today, and noted that the ol’ Gov isn’t singing the same song…