What is the relationship between the Texans’ defense and a Boston tribute band that I saw in 1996? Why is Robocop a terrible movie? How are Arian Foster and Andre Johnson’s seasons shaping up? You’ll have to read this week’s…
Tag: Two-Day Hangover
Shameless Self-Promotion: The Two-Day Hangover, Week 10
I am numb. So I talk mainly about Denard Robinson, flaws in various movies, and dark matter.
Shameless Self-Promotion: The Two-Day Hangover, Week 9
I took last week off, but here’s the Week 9 column for SBNation Houston.
End-of-Day Miscellany: "Updates! Getchyer Updates Here!" Edition
I see. So, what you’re saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed, multiphobic personality who is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you; you left her because she … didn’t get to this…
Shameless Self-Promotion: The Two-Day Hangover, Week 3
In which we complain about the Texans’ performance versus the Cowboys, reference a legendary bluesman, touch on obscure hip hop recommendations, mock poor choices in personalized jerseys, rip apart the idiocy of a Colts blogger, and just generally ramble in…
(Partially) Off-Topic: Shameless Self-Promotion Redux
In which I gratuitously use Anchorman quotes to distract from the navel-gazing nature of this post… “I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” Week 2 of the NFL season, which means Week…
Off-Topic: Shameless Self-Promotion
I have no idea how many people this might appeal to, especially in a state that puts NCAA football ahead of the NFL, but I think some of the humor in it should play with any NFL fan outside of…