Trent Garner got his feewings hurt by being called a few names on Twitter, so he complained. Apparently, Twitter thinks he has a disability or disease? Other than rampant Republicanism, I mean.
What if you ran for office and almost no one in your district gave you a dime? That would be embarrassing, I bet. Especially if you were House Majority Leader Marcus Richmond.
Lying repeatedly to avoid service of process for a defamation lawsuit was working for Laurie Rushing…until she ran her mouth on Facebook. Now we can all try to figure out where the heck she actually lives.
When you have a swanky new boat, you need new gear worthy of that watercraft. Plus a bunch of other stuff. Oh, and plenty of flashlights. John Thurston loves him some flashlights.
Why has Land Commissioner John Thurston spent over $30,000 on a fishing boat? For untrained staffers to fish for debris, maybe? That seems legit. (Narrator’s voice: It doesn’t, in fact, seem legit.)