Category: 2018 Tournament

This one is going to be talked about for a while. Just before tip-off, State Rep. Charlie Collins managed to get a bill through the legislature during the special session and get it signed by the governor, requiring all imaginary tournament officials…

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After what was essentially a first-round bye for Huckabee, questions still lingered about whether his game was suited for a modern tournament or whether time had passed him by. Luckily for Huck, his second-round matchup was with lawyer and Ballinger-wannabe…

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Bruce Hawkins’ ability to rig the first-round matchup for himself irritated several people, but none moreso than Carl from Pea Ridge, who lodged a formal protest with the Tournament Committee. Of course, Hawkins, being who he is, simply paid off…

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When you come into a tournament like this as a 16 seed, you don’t have high expectations for moving on. State Rep. Grant Hodges shocked the world, however, taking out tourney favorite Tom Cotton in the first round. For that,…

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In a rare 12/13 matchup, we have State Rep. Jim Sorvillo against former State Rep. Micah Neal. Due to the presence of Federal agents at this game keeping an eye on Neal in general, Sorvillo’s general hands-on offense was kept…

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If I were looking for a non-1 or 2 seed with a good shot to win this tournament, I think my money would be on 3-seed Alan Clark. He combines an impressive skillset of bluster, abject ignorance, special-interest whoredom, and…

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Sometimes, there are matchups where one team just has the other’s number, so the result is basically a foregone conclusion. This was one of those times, though apparently City Attorney Tom Carpenter did not see the writing on the wall.…

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Fresh off his victory over Breanne Davis, Mike Holcomb turned his attention to political newcomer Ernie Hinz to open the second round of BHR’s Tournament of Fools. It appeared that Hinz could keep the Cinderella story alive, as he jumped…

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Jason Rapert hits last-second prayer to beat ghost of Billy Graham

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Jan Morgan rains down points in defeat of Doyle Webb

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