In a matchup where the pre-game prayer took 45 minutes and had many in attendance falling asleep, noted bigot State Sen. Jason Rapert pulled out to an early lead on noted bigot Jerry Cox. Both players claimed to have Jesus on their respective sides, a claim which appears dubious given the plague of frogs that invaded the gym just before halftime.
While Cox came within 2 points of tying the game early in the second half, a barrage of balls from deep allowed Rapert to stay on top of Cox for good, pounding Cox to a double-digit defeat.
After the game, Rapert took a swipe at the “dishonest media,” but because no one actually listens to him, the statement was not recorded.