Griffin’s lack of cardio endurance, caused by years in a literal do-nothing job, was also evident early, as he had no answer for Morgan’s “30 Rounds of Hell” style of play in Sweet 16 loss.
This much anticipated matchup between State Rep. Laurie Rushing and her boyfriend State Rep. Ken Henderson sadly failed to live up to the pre-game hype. Rushing, never one to miss a chance to advance herself at the expense of someone…
In a matchup where the pre-game prayer took 45 minutes and had many in attendance falling asleep, noted bigot State Sen. Jason Rapert pulled out to an early lead on noted bigot Jerry Cox. Both players claimed to have Jesus…
Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson is still eying a Final Four matchup with Jan Morgan. That much is obvious. But first, he took a turn pounding Michelle Gray who was fresh off her win over I-40 expansion. Hutchinson wasted no time…
We’re 65% sure that it was Stephen Meeks who won the first-round matchup of Meeks brothers, though, again, they are so similarly indistinguishable in their worthlessness that we can’t be positive. Regardless of which one it was, they were no…
JaNan Arnold Davis (who was incorrectly listed as JaNan Arnold when she subbed in for Mark Martin at the last minute) came into this matchup with former Marco Rubio Chief of Staff Clint Reed as a huge underdog. Luckily for…
State Rep. Bob Ballinger was in a precarious situation from the start today. While he wanted to win this tournament game and move on, he was also incapable of allowing himself to do anything to limit the right of the…
The main thing you need to know about State Treasurer Dennis Milligan is that he is lazy beyond belief. He likes holding elected office because then he doesn’t actually have to do any work and can just feel smug about…
Attorney General Leslie Rutledge came into this game with the kind of swagger that lets a person brag about a “big” election victory when she fared the worst of all of the statewide winners. State Rep. Jack Ladyman, however, was…