Blue Hog Report

2018 Tournament

Holcomb's Offense Proves Lethal As Petty Falls

by bhr_iat2rz • March 29, 2018 • 0 Comments

Thing is, you’re never going to stop a guy like Mike Holcomb in a round called “the Sweet 16.” He LIVES for that.

2018 Tournament

Rushing Spanks Henderson To Advance

by bhr_iat2rz • March 14, 2018 • 0 Comments

This much anticipated matchup between State Rep. Laurie Rushing and her boyfriend State Rep. Ken Henderson sadly failed to live up to the pre-game hype. Rushing, never one to miss a chance to advance herself at the expense of someone…

2018 Tournament

Rapert Smokes Cox In Second Round

by bhr_iat2rz • March 14, 2018 • 0 Comments

In a matchup where the pre-game prayer took 45 minutes and had many in attendance falling asleep, noted bigot State Sen. Jason Rapert pulled out to an early lead on noted bigot Jerry Cox. Both players claimed to have Jesus…

2018 Tournament

Hutchinson Dominates Gray In Second Round Thrashing

by bhr_iat2rz • March 14, 2018 • 0 Comments

Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson is still eying a Final Four matchup with Jan Morgan. That much is obvious. But first, he took a turn pounding Michelle Gray who was fresh off her win over I-40 expansion. Hutchinson wasted no time…

2018 Tournament

Stodola Advances Over One Of The Meekses

by bhr_iat2rz • March 14, 2018 • 0 Comments

We’re 65% sure that it was Stephen Meeks who won the first-round matchup of Meeks brothers, though, again, they are so similarly indistinguishable in their worthlessness that we can’t be positive. Regardless of which one it was, they were no…

2018 Tournament

Davis Upsets Reed To Advance to Sweet 16

by bhr_iat2rz • March 14, 2018 • 0 Comments

JaNan Arnold Davis (who was incorrectly listed as JaNan Arnold when she subbed in for Mark Martin at the last minute) came into this matchup with former Marco Rubio Chief of Staff Clint Reed as a huge underdog. Luckily for…